Sunday, June 8, 2008

Beer contains female hormones! News @ 11!

Last month, scientists at the National University of Lesotho released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
  1. Argued over nothing.
  2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
  3. Gained weight.
  4. Talked excessively without making sense.
  5. Became overly emotional.
  6. Couldn't drive.
  7. Failed to think rationally.
  8. Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.

*Thanks for passing this along to me Nay Nay!


Dave said...

While you're getting in touch with your feminine side you should check out this other drink related TV show called "The Thirsty Traveler". It's much like the premise of Three Sheets.

Eli the Mad Man said...

HAHAHA! You and I are on the exact same wave length, Chipper. Fran and I watched 4 episodes last night (it was the first time we'd seen the show) and I was working on a blog earlier today about my thoughts on the sucker. Look for it tomorrow! ;)

Kevin said...

The Thirsty Traveler is a great show - I'm jealous of that guy's job. I have to admit that I stole this joke from your blog (but gave you credit) to post on my own blog.

Eli the Mad Man said...

Hahaha! No worries Kevin... thanks for visiting

If you like Thirsty Traveler, you'll like Three Sheets even more. A lot more.

Still working on TTT review. Coming soon... promise! ;)

Anonymous said...

Interesting! You do learn something new every day.

And, your post is the funniest thing I have seen all day.

Anonymous said...

8 pints in an hour? what woman can do that? If one can she most likely would be passed out after an hour...