Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Here are a few of the posters...
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
A long time ago... in a galaxy far, far away...
The awesome silver brew kettle of Sudsooine emerges from a total
eclipse, her two moons throbbing against the darkness. A tiny
silver spacecraft, a Rebel Beer Wagon known as a Growler, firing
hop pellets from the back of the ship, races through space. It is
pursued by a giant Imperial Beerdestroyer. Hundreds of deadly
streams of macroswill (highly condensed and focused beams of
bitter beer capable of destroying taste buds and blasting holes
into armor plating) streak from the Beerdestroyer, causing the
main solar fin of the Rebel craft to disintegrate.
INTERIOR: REBEL GROWLER -- MAIN PASSAGEWAY.
An explosion rocks the ship as two dudes, Art Deetzo and
Lee Tripeo struggle to make their way through the shaking,
bouncing passageway. Both feel old and battered. But that has
more to do with the hops and cannabis than their actual age.
Art is short, some would call him a midget. His face is a mass
of wrinkles surrounding one radar-like eye. A patch covers
his bad eye. Tripeo, on the other hand, is a tall, slender man
with sleek, angular, almost robotic features. Not a single
follicle of hair resides on his gleaming chrome dome. Another
blast shakes them as they struggle along their way.
TRIPEO: Did ya hear that? Geezuz! They've shut down the main brew kettle. We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness!
Rebel troopers rush past the two dudes and take up positions
in the main passageway. They aim their weapons toward the
TRIPEO: We're doomed!
Little Art makes a series of burps and farts that only Lee can
TRIPEO: Crap! There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
Art continues making farting sounds. Tension mounts as loud
metallic latches clank and the scream of heavy equipment is
heard moving around the outside hull of the ship.
TRIPEO: What the hell... ?
EXTERIOR: SPACECRAFT IN SPACE.
The Imperial craft has easily overtaken the Rebel Growler.
The smaller Rebel ship is being drawn into the underside
dock of the giant Imperial beership.
INTERIOR: REBEL GROWLER.
The nervous Rebel troopers aim their weapons. Suddenly
a tremendous blast opens up a hole in the main passageway
and a score of fearsome, foamy white, armored Beerstapo
troopers make their way into the smoke-filled corridor.
Seconds tick by...
Suddenly the entire passageway becomes awash with
streams of macroswill. The deadly swill ricochets in wild
random patterns creating huge, wet explosions. Beestapo
scatter and duck behind empty kegs. Bolts of macroswill
hit several Rebel soldiers who scream and stagger through
the smoke, their Bitter Beer Faces telling the whole story
behind their horror and misery. An explosion hits near
TRIPEO: I should have known better than to trust the logic of a half-sized spaced out, homeless, douche bag like you!
Art counters with an angry burp as the battle rages around
the two hapless dudes.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
All About Beer, now in its 30th year of bid'ness, is hiring an Account Manager. Basically you have to do two things really well: dig drinking cold craft beer and dig making "yucky" cold calls.
I never was a salesman.
As Account Manger, some of your duties will include (but certainly aren't limited to) managing sales of advertising space in All About Beer Magazine, World Beer Festival programs, and company websites, to homebrew suppliers, brewery suppliers, national non-beer, and local beer-related accounts.
Oh, and you'll probably be everyone's beer biotch when the beer fridge goes empty.
So if you're interested check out Craig's List and reply with a resume and cover letter to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Monday, April 13, 2009
"In 2007, 35 of the top 50 brewing companies were small and independent craft brewers. In 2008 there were 37," states Paul Gatza, Director of the Brewers Association. "Craft brewers continue to have success and generate excitement behind the flavorful beer movement, but not without recent challenges including price increases for raw materials and supplies, as well as access to market issues."
Changes from last year's list include breweries moving up or down in the rankings based on volume sales. There was one new entrant into the Top 50 Craft list, The Saint Louis Brewery, and two craft brewers have claimed spots in the Top 50 Overall list—Big Sky Brewing Co. and Mac & Jack's Brewery. Consolidation of MillerCoors, last year's number 2 and 3 brewers, opened up a slot, and the merger of Widmer Brothers and Redhook into the company now named Craft Brewers Alliance, Inc. opened up another slot filled by emerging small and independent craft brewers.
A more extensive analysis of statistics on the craft beer segment in 2008 will be released April 22 during the Craft Brewers Conference in Boston, Massachusetts. The Association's full 2008 industry analysis, which shows regional trends and sales by individual breweries, will publish in the May/June issue of The New Brewer on May 19.
Top 50 Craft Brewing Companies by Beer Sales Volume
(Based on 2008 sales)
|1||Boston Beer Co.||Boston||MA|
|2||Sierra Nevada Brewing Co.||Chico||CA|
|3||New Belgium Brewing Co.||Fort Collins||CO|
|5||Pyramid Breweries Inc.||Seattle||WA|
|7||Matt Brewing Co.||Utica||NY|
|8||Boulevard Brewing Co.||Kansas City||MO|
|9||Full Sail Brewing Co.||Hood River||OR|
|10||Magic Hat Brewing Co.||Burlington||VT|
|11||Alaskan Brewing Co.||Juneau||AK|
|13||Bell's Brewery, Inc.||Galesburg||MI|
|14||Kona Brewing Co.||Kailua-Kona||HI|
|15||Anchor Brewing Co.||San Francisco||CA|
|16||Shipyard Brewing Co.||Portland||ME|
|17||Summit Brewing Co.||Saint Paul||MN|
|18||Stone Brewing Co.||Escondido||CA|
|19||Abita Brewing Co.||Abita Springs||LA|
|20||The Brooklyn Brewery||Brooklyn||NY|
|21||New Glarus Brewing Co.||New Glarus||WI|
|22||Dogfish Head Craft Brewery||Milton||DE|
|23||Long Trail Brewing Co.||Bridgewater Corners||VT|
|24||Gordon Biersch Brewing Co.||San Jose||CA|
|25||Rogue Ales/Oregon Brewing Co.||Newport||OR|
|26||Great Lakes Brewing Co.||Cleveland||OH|
|27||The Lagunitas Brewing Co.||Petaluma||CA|
|28||Firestone Walker Brewing Co.||Paso Robles||CA|
|29||SweetWater Brewing Co.||Atlanta||GA|
|30||Flying Dog Brewing Co.||Frederick||MD|
|31||BJ's Restaurant & Brewery||Huntington Beach||CA|
|32||Rock Bottom Brewery Restaurants||Louisville||CO|
|33||BridgePort Brewing Co.||Portland||OR|
|34||Odell Brewing Co.||Fort Collins||CO|
|35||Victory Brewing Co.||Downingtown||PA|
|36||Mac and Jack's Brewery||Redmond||WA|
|37||Big Sky Brewing Co.||Missoula||MT|
|38||Gordon Biersch Brewery Restaurants||Chattanooga||TN|
|39||Karl Strauss Brewing Co.||San Diego||CA|
|41||Lost Coast Brewery and Cafe||Eureka||CA|
|42||Otter Creek Brewing Co.||Middlebury||VT|
|43||Utah Brewers Cooperative||Salt Lake City||UT|
|44||North Coast Brewing Co.||Fort Bragg||CA|
|45||Blue Point Brewing Co.||Patchogue||NY|
|46||Boulder Beer Co.||Boulder||CO|
|47||Pete's Brewing Co.||San Antonio||TX|
|49||Anderson Valley Brewing Co.||Boonville||CA|
|50||The Saint Louis Brewery, Inc.||St Louis||MO|
Top 50 Overall Brewing Companies by Beer Sales Volume
(Based on 2008 sales)
|1||Anheuser-Busch InBev||St. Louis||MO|
|2||MillerCoors Brewing Co.||Chicago||IL|
|3||Pabst Brewing Co.||Woodridge||IL|
|4||Boston Beer Co.||Boston||MA|
|5||D. G. Yuengling and Son Inc.||Pottsville||PA|
|6||Sierra Nevada Brewing Co.||Chico||CA|
|7||Craft Brewers Alliance, Inc.||Woodinville||WA|
|8||New Belgium Brewing Co.||Fort Collins||CO|
|9||High Falls Brewing Co.||Rochester||NY|
|11||Pyramid Breweries Inc.||Seattle||WA|
|13||Iron City Brewing Co.||Pittsburgh||PA|
|14||Minhas Craft Brewery||Monroe||WI|
|15||Matt Brewing Co.||Utica||NY|
|16||Boulevard Brewing Co.||Kansas City||MO|
|17||Full Sail Brewing Co.||Hood River||OR|
|18||Magic Hat Brewing Co.||Burlington||VT|
|19||Alaskan Brewing Co.||Juneau||AK|
|21||Bell's Brewery, Inc.||Galesburg||MI|
|22||Goose Island Beer Co.||Chicago||IL|
|23||Kona Brewery LLC||Kailua-Kona||HI|
|24||Anchor Brewing Co.||San Francisco||CA|
|25||August Schell Brewing Co.||New Ulm||MN|
|27||Summit Brewing Co.||Saint Paul||MN|
|28||Stone Brewing Co.||Escondido||CA|
|29||Mendocino Brewing Co.||Ukiah||CA|
|30||Abita Brewing Co., L.L.C.||Abita Springs||LA|
|31||The Brooklyn Brewery||Brooklyn||NY|
|32||New Glarus Brewing Co.||New Glarus||WI|
|33||Dogfish Head Craft Brewery||Milton||DE|
|34||Long Trail Brewing Co.||Bridgewater Corners||VT|
|35||Gordon Biersch Brewing Co.||San Jose||CA|
|36||Rogue Ales/Oregon Brewing Co.||Newport||OR|
|37||Great Lakes Brewing Co.||Cleveland||OH|
|38||The Lagunitas Brewing Co.||Petaluma||CA|
|39||Firestone Walker Brewing Co.||Paso Robles||CA|
|40||SweetWater Brewing Co.||Atlanta||GA|
|41||Flying Dog Brewing Co.||Frederick||MD|
|42||BJ's Restaurant & Brewery||Huntington Beach||CA|
|43||Rock Bottom Brewery Restaurants||Louisville||CO|
|44||BridgePort Brewing Co.||Portland||OR|
|45||Odell Brewing Co.||Fort Collins||CO|
|46||Victory Brewing Co.||Downingtown||PA|
|47||Straub Brewery||Saint Marys||PA|
|48||Cold Spring Brewing Co.||Cold Spring||MN|
|49||Mac and Jack's Brewery||Redmond||WA|
|50||Big Sky Brewing Co.||Missoula||MT|
For additional statistics, see Craft Brewing Statistics.
¹The definition of a craft brewer as stated by the Brewers Association: An American craft brewer is small, independent, and traditional. Small: Annual production of beer less than 2 million barrels. Beer production is attributed to a brewer according to the rules of alternating proprietorships. Flavored malt beverages are not considered beer for purposes of this definition. Independent: Less than 25% of the craft brewery is owned or controlled (or equivalent economic interest) by an alcoholic beverage industry member who is not themselves a craft brewer. Traditional: A brewer who has either an all malt flagship (the beer which represents the greatest volume among that brewer's brands) or has at least 50% of its volume in either all malt beers or in beers which use adjuncts to enhance rather than lighten flavor.
Based in Boulder, Colorado, USA, the Brewers Association (BA) is the not-for-profit trade and education association for small and independent American brewers, their craft beers and the community of brewing enthusiasts. Visit the Web site, www.beertown.org, to learn more. The association’s activities include events and publishing: World Beer Cup®; Great American Beer Festivalsm; Craft Brewers Conference and BrewExpo America®; National Homebrewers Conference; National Homebrew Competition; SAVOR: An American Craft Beer and Food Experience; American Craft Beer Week; Zymurgy magazine; The New Brewer magazine; and books on beer and brewing. The Brewers Association has an additional membership division of 17,000+ homebrewers: American Homebrewers Association.
2009 Homebrew Contest Call for Entries Underway
BOSTON, April 13 /PRNewswire/ -- As America's interest in homebrewing and craft beer is at an all time high, Jim Koch and the brewers at Samuel Adams are proud to foster the talents of aspiring homebrewers by offering their unique recipes to craft beer drinkers across the country as winners of the 2008 Samuel Adams(R) American Homebrew Contest(TM). Samuel Adams Founder and Brewer Jim Koch, was joined by a panel of industry experts to select California-resident Alex Drobshoff's Traditional Bock in the final round of judging. Alex's beer bested more than 1,300 consumer entries.
Alex's beer will be joined in the LongShot six-pack by California-resident Mike McDole's Double IPA and Samuel Adams Employee Carissa Sweigart's Cranberry Wit. Mike's Double IPA won acclaim from the judges in 2007, but due to the worldwide hops shortage and a desire to preserve the integrity of the beer's recipe, calling for seven hop varieties, Mike elected to delay the brewing of his beer for the 2009 LongShot package. All three winning homebrewers brewed their winning recipes alongside the Samuel Adams brewers in Boston and their bragging rights also include having their recipes bottled and available nationally in the 2009 Samuel Adams LongShot Variety Package. Available for a limited time starting in April.
Samuel Adams employees compete in an annual homebrew competition. This company tradition, started in 2001, encourages passion and knowledge for craft beer while paying tribute to Jim Koch's "first" batch of Samuel Adams Boston Lager(R), homebrewed in his kitchen in 1984. Jim and the other brewers at Samuel Adams selected three finalists from all of the employee entries. These three employee homebrewers attended the 2008 Great American Beer Festival (GABF) and asked festival goers to taste and vote on their favorite. In the end, Carissa Sweigart's Cranberry Wit was the favorite and will be featured in the 2009 LongShot variety pack alongside the Traditional Bock and Double IPA.
"The number and quality of entries submitted to the Samuel Adams American Homebrew Contest and our annual employee contest continues to increase year after year," said Jim Koch, founder and brewer of Samuel Adams(R). "As a homebrewer for more than 25 years, I'm proud to see that passion for great beer is passed on to our employees. The brewing creativity and innovation in both the employee and consumers homebrews is more impressive every year. Alex's Bock, Mike's IPA, and Carissa Sweigart's Cranberry Wit are all exceptional brews that push the limits and demonstrate the endless boundaries of big flavor and the infinite ingredients available to today's craft brewer."
A panel of industry judges including our dear friend, the late William Brand of The Oakland Tribune, Tony Forder of Ale Street News and Marty Nachel, author of Homebrewing for Dummies, joined Jim Koch in selecting the 2008 consumer winners. Together, they determined the final winning consumer recipe based on the American Homebrewers Association Beer Judge Certificate Program guidelines. Each beer was carefully evaluated by style category and judged on how well the style characteristics and flavors were exhibited.
The 2009 Samuel Adams LongShot variety six-pack will be available nationwide in select retail stores in April 2009 for a suggested retail price of $9.99. The variety pack will include two bottles each of Alex Drobshoff's Traditional Bock, Mike McDole's Double IPA and Carissa Sweigart's Cranberry Wit.
ABOUT THE WINNERS AND 2009 CONTEST
Alex Drobshoff's Traditional Bock is a bright copper German inspired bock with a complex, full bodied mouthfeel. Underlying notes in the brew include hints of rich plum and cherry aromas paired with a toasty, malt flavor. He was inspired to create his Traditional Bock after listening to his friends travel encounters that described German beer as something that only could be experienced in Germany. Alex was up to the challenge and set out to replicate an authentic German bock right at home in California. The two year attempt to create this brew resulted in an award winning German inspired bock with a complex, full bodied mouthfeel. Alex's beer features hints of rich plum and cherry aromas paired with its toasty, malt flavor make this a great beer to linger over on a cool evening.
Mike McDole's Double IPA was inspired by the brewer's own deep appreciation for hops. Known in his West Coast Homebrewing community as having an affinity for hoppy beers, Mike used over six pounds and seven different varieties of American hops per barrel for his Double IPA. An intense beer that explodes the senses, Mike's brew is pale orange in color but makes up for it in a robust and malty taste. A full-bodied pale ale with strong spicy, floral and citrus aromas, this Double IPA is a hop-lovers' dream come true.
Carissa Sweigart, a national sales representative for Samuel Adams currently based in Colorado, chose her own hometown ingredients from Cape Cod as the inspiration for her winning Cranberry Wit. A delicious blend of cinnamon, orange peel, coriander and grains of paradise with hints of cranberry, Carissa's brew is bright, fruity and refreshing. The perfect beer to sip on a chilly day, this crisp brew is flavorful and well rounded.
2009 AMERICAN HOMEBREW CONTEST
Aspiring homebrewers have another shot at fame by entering the 2009 Samuel Adams(R) American Homebrew Contest(R). Interested beer drinkers can check online at www.SamuelAdams.com now for contest rules, regulations and information on purchasing a homebrewing kit. In addition, they can download Jim Koch's video, "The Art of Homebrewing" offering his personal tips on making a successful homebrew. Entries must be received between April 15 and May 1 and the winners will be announced at the 2009 Great American Beer Festival.
The Samuel Adams(R) American Homebrew Contest(R) continues the tradition first established with the 1996 Samuel Adams American Homebrew Contest and is a natural link to the company's roots. Jim Koch knows first hand the challenges and the personal rewards of creating a quality homebrew. He brewed the first batch of Samuel Adams Boston Lager in his kitchen in 1984. More than 20 years later, Koch is a recognized pioneer of the U.S. craft-brewing revival, and he continues to push the boundaries of brewing and follow his passion for elevating the craft beer-drinking experience.
THE BOSTON BEER COMPANY BACKGROUND:
The Boston Beer Company began in 1984 with a generations-old family recipe that Founder and Brewer Jim Koch uncovered in his father's attic. After bringing the recipe to life in his kitchen, Jim brought it to bars in Boston with the belief that drinkers would appreciate a complex, full-flavored beer, brewed fresh in America. That beer was Samuel Adams Boston Lager(R), and it helped catalyze what became known as the American craft beer revolution.
Today, the Company brews more than 21 styles of beer. The Company uses the traditional four vessel brewing process and often takes extra steps like dry-hopping and a secondary fermentation known as krausening. It passionately pursues the development of new styles and the perfection of its classic beers by constantly searching for the world's finest ingredients. While resurrecting traditional brewing methods, the Company has earned a reputation as a pioneer in another revolution, the "extreme beer" movement, where it seeks to challenge drinkers' perceptions of what beer can be. The Boston Beer Company strives to elevate the image of American craft beer by entering festivals and competitions the world over, and in the past five years it has won more awards in international beer competitions than any other brewery in the world. The Company remains independent, and brewing quality beer remains its single focus. While Samuel Adams is the country's largest-selling craft beer, it accounts for just under one percent of the U.S. beer market. For more information, visit www.samueladams.com.
Source: Samuel AdamsWeb site: http://www.samueladams.com/
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
... which by the way I must have in my home immediately, I thought of this....
Unfortunately, according to the website, this beer pouring robot is sold out. The features of this R2-D2 looking robot:
• Stores and refrigerates 6 cans
• Programmable voice (male, female, or custom)
• Cleaning mode
• Child lock
And you got these things included in Delivery:
• 2 custom glass mugs
• 6 Foam cup bases
• Plastic floor protector
• Instructions in Japanese and English
If anyone has this, or knows how to get one... shoot me an Email! I WANT ONE!!!!!